Fab (adjective)
fabulous (great or spectacular).
Fab (noun)
A manufacturing plant which fabricates items, particularly silicon chips.
“The chip fab will double its production next year.”
Fab (verb)
To fabricate, especially in the context of fabbers
“It uses digital data from a computer to “fab” products and models of new products. [http://www.ennex.com/~fabbers/publish/FAB-ulous.asp]”
Fap (adjective)
Drunk.
Fap (interjection)
To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal.
“I was watching some porn – fap fap fap – when my computer crashed, again!”
“She’s single?… *fap fap fap*”
Fap (verb)
To masturbate.
Fap (noun)
A session of masturbation.
“I was horny, so I had a quick fap in the public restroom.”
Fap (noun)
Pornography.
“I’ve just downloaded loads of fap for while I’m away.”
Fab (adjective)
fabulous; wonderful
“I admired the fab photography”
Fab (noun)
a microchip manufacturing plant
“the process will reduce the environmental damage caused by chip fabs”
Fab (noun)
a process in a microchip manufacturing plant
“it can only be made using five-layer fabs”
Fab (verb)
produce (a microchip).
Fap (verb)
(of a man) masturbate.